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Recent Outfits, Part Two

I thought I did one of these posts more recently, but it took some digging into the archives (mostly to find out what the heck I called this "series") to find out that the last time I made a post like this, it was February 22nd. So what I gather from this gap between posts is that I either a. have not been wearing clothes b. have not been wearing any noteworthy outfits or c. forgot I ever did this. You pick which one sounds more like me. Let's flashback to about a month ago and go through some of my more "recent" outfit choices that I didn't find too horrible and seemed photograph worthy. And by photograph worthy I mean I waited until the store was empty to take a selfie in the mirror because I live for the all white background.

I call this outfit I've Had These Shorts For Like Six Years and Need to Finally Wear Them to Prove to My Mother That They Were a Good Purchase also known as the When Will I Stop Wearing These Shoes? look. 

Top: Adrienne Vittandi
Shorts: American Apparel
Shoes: Tahari
Nail polish: Cajun Shrimp from OPI

I call this outfit This Skirt Has a Tulle Layer Underneath and I Spent All Day Spinning also known at the WHAT ARE THOSE SHOES? look. 

Top: Marc by Marc Jacobs
Skirt: Forever21
Shoes: Old Navy

I call this outfit I Just Want to Wear Shorts but Have Them Not Feel Like Shorts, Ya Know What I'm Sayin'? also known as the primary colors look. 

Top: Zara
Shorts: American Eagle
Shoes: Steve Madden

I call this outfit I Wore This Shirt Two Days In a Row and Forgot and Couldn't Snapchat All Day So Nobody Knew also known as the But You Put It On Instagram So Everyone Knew Anyways You Dirty Freak look. 

Top: No Rest For Bridget
Skirt: American Eagle
Shoes: Matisse 

I call this outfit My Mom Hated This Dress But I Bought It Anyways and Rocked the Heck Out Of It Because That's Just What I Do also known as the HOW FREAKING FUN IS THIS DRESS??!?! look. 

Dress:  Zara
Shoes: Matisse

I call this outfit This Skirt Definitely Has Stains On It But the Pleats Hide Them So YOLO?  also known as the You Could've Definitely Afforded to Use Some More Dry Shampoo, Girl look. 

Top: Saks
Skirt: ChloƩ
Shoes: Tahari

I call this outfit I Was Wearing Something Completely Different When I Got to Work and Changed Within the First Fifteen Minutes of Being There also known as the This Dress Needs a Necklace but I Hate Jewelry With the Burning Passion of 10,000 Suns so I refuse look, alternatively known as the I CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR THIS IN FALL BECAUSE IMAGINE ALL OF THE LIPSTICK COMBINATIONS!!!!!!!!! look. 

Dress: A.L.C. (from Cleveland Consignment Shoppe)
Shoes: Tahari


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