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Actually Perfect Human Beings

I know that as a child, your parents told you that there was no such thing as being perfect. No single entity could be considered perfect by definition because it's too broad of a concept. I'm not here to tell you that your parents are wrong, but I think that there are a few people in this world who are too much of everything to not be considered perfect.

1. Blake Lively

This is the woman who originally inspired this post. My roommate and I were watching TV one day and she came up on a commercial and when Blake Lively appears on your television screen, you must give props to her incredible existence. And thus, the idea for this post was born. Bless you, Blake, and your gorgeous locks and incredible cheekbones and your sexy husband. Thank you for giving us Serena van der Woodsen, the wild girl that we loved to hate (or that I'm currently loving to hate, as I've barely begun the third season). You go on and sell your artisan goods on Preserve.

2. Harry Styles

You had to see this one coming from a mile away. I cannot go a conversation, a blog post, a millisecond without this banana loving, mermaid hair bearing, hug machine, potential alien Harry Styles popping up out of the blue. Need I say more? Probably, but once I start talking endlessly about Harry Styles, I cannot be stopped. My brakes give out and I will not stop babbling until I hit something, which is most likely my breaking point on a Wednesday night over a bowl of Special K because I have no other source of comfort.

3. Rihanna

MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM. How could one not find this woman perfect? This is beyond the fact that she is easily the most beautiful woman alive, she's strong, she takes no sh*t, and she wore a sheer Swarovski crystal gown on the red carpet at the CFDA Awards. Like #GOALS!!!!

4. Beyoncé

Once again, MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM. No disrespect to my actual mom, but Rihanna and Beyoncé and Kathy G are the three leading ladies in my life. Aside from myself, of course. Like, everyone knows how perfect Queen Bey is. I don't think I need to remind anyone of her absolute perfection. Everyone knows that B radiates an aura of glitter and fabulousness.

5. Zendaya

Her Instagram speaks to me. Zendaya can nail it with every hair style, every possible outfit. She is the "I look and feel fabulous any time, any where." She's outspoken, intelligent, she's passionate, and she just oozes talent. LET ME BE YOU!

Who do you think is an actually perfect human being?

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